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~Pikachu - Slytherin Bitch

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here

Posted on 2015.10.31 at 07:44

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This journal's been more or less FO for a while now, so I figured I might as well go ahead, take the plunge, and post a bright, obnoxious, oversharpened, gradient-abusing banner to make it nice and official. XP Complete randomness, memes, and that sort of thing will prob'ly still be public, but for the most part, this journal is FO. If you want to friend me, leave a comment saying where I might know you from, and I will mock you for your horrid taste and low standards likely friend you back.

If you're looking for icons, no need to friend me for that. Just go here: casa_de_pika. All the posts there are public, and ripe for the plunderring.

Oh, and click here too! :P

~Pikachu - Slytherin Bitch

In soviet Russia, Applecart upsets you!

Posted on 2008.11.14 at 16:20
Current Mood: scaredfrightened
Tags: , , ,
Captain's Log. Stardate 11.13.08

Pika arrives in the galaxy known as "work" and notices a stray Mac has set up shop in her cubicle. Shields are raised, Pika switches to red alert, and the proper authorities are notified:

Dear IT Helpdesk:

I must alert you to a rather urgent and dire technological catastrophe. There is a Mac in my cubicle.

Norton, Avast, and various metaphysical cleansing rituals have failed to neutralize the threat. I fear this is far more serious than I thought. Please send help immediately. And by help, I mean a rather large sledgehammer.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this critical issue.

Katy [Pika's last name here]
Tech Support

Captain's Log. Stardate 11.14.08

Pika arrives once again in the Work quadrant and finds a hostile alien force has invaded her cube.
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~LJ Strikethrough2007

Gratuitous Icon Post

Posted on 2007.05.30 at 21:40

Okay, done being a tool now. Steal it if ya want it!

*runs away*

Dead Pika
Posted on 2006.04.29 at 02:10
Current Mood: awakeawake
Ye gods! Okay, so I was merrily spamming LJ when the phone rings. I look at the caller ID, see it's my mom, and answer it, thinking she was just calling to say hello. I was planning on calling her tomorrow anyways, so I was just like "okay, cool", expecting her to tell me about how the dog was being a pain in the butt again and ask to hear stories of my latest adventures in terrorizing the youth of America and whatnot. Haaaa, no such luck. She instead informs me that she's been watching the weather channel and THE END IS NIGH. Oh yes, there was a tornado headed toward Denton, and she proceeds to inform me of this, in a rather panicked state. Suffice to say, a response of "dammit, if this thing takes out my net connection I'm gonna be PISSED" was apparently not the reaction she was looking for. So she's freaking out, I'm just like "dude, I didn't wanna know this!", and I reluctantly switch from Southpark to the weather channel to see what's up. Yes, tornado warning just outside Denton county. Now, please allow me to state for the record that tornados in Texas are about as rare as Harmony wank on FW, so I tend to ignore them unless there's one right down the block, in which case I might consider possibly turning off my computer so I can go outside and chase the damn thing with my camera phone or just dance around in oversized mudpuddles beneath a pretty yellow sky. So, I'm watching the weather channel and trying to get my mom to calm down, and all of a sudden the weather sirens go off. My mom hears them over the phone and is just like "OMG go get in the bathroom!" I grumble, shut down my computer, put the computer in the bathroom, and then tell her "okay, the computer's safe in the bathroom, and I'm outside smoking. It's really nice out." For the record, the current weather condition at this point was a fucking kickass storm, no funky yellow sky or weird spooky silence or anything like that, and I was starting to get stressed so I needed a smoke. I tell her this. She tells me to go get in the bathroom anyways, so I'm just like OKAY FINE, finish my smoke, and get in the bathroom. By this point, she's starting to get me rather wound up as well, telling me IN DETAIL about this ominous weather map on the TV screen which is apparently showing Denton as, like, this massive red blob of impending tornado-y doom. (Thanks, mom! I SO NEEDED TO KNOW THAT.) So I'm starting to get all jittery, and all of a sudden I hear this weird, whooshing, rumbling noise that sounds like it's coming from right above me. This immediately turns into an all-out case of "OH FUCK HOLY SHIT"...until I realize the ominous noise surrounding me has been caused by (...wait for it....wait for it....) THE UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR FLUSHING THE FUCKING TOILET. Oh noez, armageddon is upon us, one of the stoners who lives above me just took a fucking dump. I have now reached the point of flipping out over the water pipes making noises, which is, of course, completely and utterly fucking RIDICULOUS, so I stomp out of the bathroom, go turn the weather channel back on, and it turns out the tornado in question is gone, and Denton is currently under a.....*drumroll please*...thunderstorm warning. Yippie kie yie yay. So at this point, I'm just like "Mom, next time this happens? Please don't tell me!" Because if I'm about to die, I'd rather die spamming livejournal, so at least I can die happy. Okay, so I left that last part out, and was more along the lines of "I appreciate the heads up, but that scared me kind of a lot, and I'd really just rather not know about tornados." Because if I don't make eye contact, they won't chase me. It's a well-known law of physics.

~Pikachu - Slytherin Bitch

In the spirit of Hogsmeade and House Unity...

Posted on 2006.04.21 at 10:11
Current Mood: creativecreative
Current Music: The Killers - Somebody Told Me
I couldn't get to sleep last night, what with all the pre-Hogsmeade excitement and all, so I decided to make a helpful guidebook for the Non-Slytherins among us.

ETA: OKAY FINE. YOU ALL WIN. POSTED AT HE. And it's still under the cut here, for those of you who aren't in HE.

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~Pikachu - Slytherin Bitch

A plea for help...locating a Pokemon bandana

Posted on 2006.03.10 at 21:47
Current Mood: hopefulhopeful
Okay, this is going to sound a bit strange, but I'm really hoping somebody might be able to help me out here.

About six years ago, I bought a Pokemon bandana on eBay, and it has pretty much been an extension of my being ever since -- a combination personal trademark and all-purpose Bad Hairday rescue kit. Alas, the thing has wandered away. Best I can figure, it fell out of the van when I was helping a friend with a paper route last week. I dug through the van, my friend dug through the van, my roomie dug through the van, and the thing is gone. I have since searched eBay, various online anime stores, the Banpresto website (in Japanese, which was amusing, since I don't speak a word of it!), and have been unable to locate another one anywhere. So, I am now begging all of you, in hopes that someone reading this might be able to help. If ANYONE knows where I might be able to find another one of these things, or would be able and willing to help me acquire one, I would be eternally grateful and likely in your debt for the rest of my natural existence. Here's a basic description:

The background of the bandana is dark blue and purple, and it has two Pokemon -- Mew and Mewtwo -- on it. It was made by Banpresto, which is a Japanese toy company, at some point in 1999 or 2000. I don't know if it was a promotional item, or limited edition, or anything else. All I know is it was a Japanese import.

If anybody might be able to help, I would appreciate it more than I could say. And needless to say, if you are able to find one of these yourself and it's not something I'd be able to order online, I would be more than happy to cover cost, shipping, etc., if you'd be willing to get it to me.

Thanks a ton to anybody who might be able to help, and I apologize for the complete RANDOMNESS of this post.

~Pikachu - Slytherin Bitch
Posted on 2006.02.24 at 18:53
Current Mood: geekygeeky
My mouse is broken. I am currently operating my computer with a Gamecube controller. Yes, I have a laptop, and yes, it has a touchpad. But the sad part in all of this? I'm just more comfortable using the Nintendo controller. The even sadder part? It took me a grand total of two minutes to locate, download, and install a satisfactory piece of software designed for just this purpose. *Configuring* the damn thing was a bit more of a hassle, but well worth the battle scars, I say! Though alas, it would appear Dead Mouse Syndrome and natural selection has removed me from the icon-making gene pool for the time being. Your eyeballs are spared for now, but dammit, I shall overcome! And then all you mofoz are doomed.

~Pikachu - Slytherin Bitch
Posted on 2006.01.30 at 01:21
Current Mood: confusedconfused
ATTN: Tom and Ollie

Tigger says Statler and Waldorf are the old men in the balcony on the Muppet Show.

(I was asked to post this just now. I have no idea what it is about. Hopefully I haven't just walked into some sort of horrid joke....)

~Pikachu - Slytherin Bitch

Cracked out icons, straight from the bowels of my Diagon shop

Posted on 2006.01.25 at 03:14
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: Garbage -- When I Grow Up
It's that time again, ladies and germs! Cracked-out icon dump ahoy! (Because my lovely roommate Becca heard I was making Coed Naked Harry Potter icons, and requested I post them out in the open. XP )

Sooo...here's the best and worst of my icon creations since the last time I did a cracked-out icon dump. These are up for grabs for anyone to take, just please credit pikacharma in the keywords\comments.

Most of these should make sense to anyone familiar with Harry Potter, but a few of them are sorta inside jokes from hogwarts_elite, mainly the "Coed Naked Squib" ones. Just to offer a quick explanation of that -- in H_E, an applicant is said to be "pushing" if they've rigged their application with the intention of trying to get sorted into a specific house. When someone is caught doing this, they are oftentimes voted as a "squib", meaning that they are not admitted into the community. Other than that, these should all be fairly self-explanatory. Enjoy! XD


75 icons total. Most of them Coed Naked jokes. Fly high, aim low, and when you"re playing Quidditch, always score in public.Collapse )

ETA: I now have an icon journal, which is casa_de_pika. All these, plus a bunch of more, are posted there.

~Slytherin Thug Sparkly

And my first post of 2006 is...a meme from OK-Cupid

Posted on 2006.01.04 at 05:37
Current Mood: amusedamused
You are 57% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

If you like good humor, be sure to take my girlfriend's Mullet Test, because it is much more awesome than this test.</i>

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 38% on Rationality

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You scored higher than 85% on Extroversion

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You scored higher than 84% on Brutality

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You scored higher than 92% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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